Stormy Daniels, the adult performer at the centre of one of President Donald Trump's larger personal scandals, has a new book out next month, and somehow there is room for an excellent Nintendo/dick reference in it.
Guardian obtained a pre-sale copy of the Stormy Daniels book, "Full Disclosure". "[Stormy Daniels] describes Trump's penis as smaller than average, but admitted she was impressed it had his name embossed in gold on it", he joked.
She also says that when she saw him on television over the next decade, it didn't bring back warm fuzzies.
It's unbelievable how much more descriptive one can get when there's sweet book deal money on the table.
Full Disclosure is set to be released on October 2.
Daniels also speaks of how Trump offered her a spot on The Apprentice.
Daniels claims she and Donald Trump had sex at the Edgewood Tahoe golf tournament in 2006.
Much of the text is about her decision to accept an alleged $130,000 in hush money from the Trump campaign on the eve of the 2016 USA election.
Stormy claims that Trump promised her a role on The Apprentice, even suggesting he could help keep her in until the end of the series, essentially, rigging it.
"He had a whole conversation with Hilary about the race, repeatedly mentioning 'our plan", she writes.
NY lobbyist Louise Sunshine seconded Kabateck's sentiments, saying, "I think he's sort of got Donald figured out". "We can devise your technique", said Trump to Daniels over their after-affair calls.
"He was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea", she explained.